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The Scene: Richard and Nic are eating lunch and a co-worker walks into the break room who invited them to lunch the prior day. The co-worker had previously asked Richard what he wanted for lunch and he said bread, meat, and water. This day Richard is making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for his lunch while Nic is eating a frozen dinner.

Co-worker: Where's the meat?

Richard: [Holds up sandwich and points to it] It's peanut butter and jelly. There is no meat.

Co-worker: You said you wanted bread, meat, and water.

Richard: That was yesterday. I don't have water today either.

Co-worker: [Glares at Richard] You're so cool right now.

[Co-worker leaves the room as Richard and Nic continue eating lunch.]

Richard: [Finishes chewing and turns to Nic] I'm not really that cool.

Nic: She made some good points though.