The Scene: Richard and Nic went to the movies with two girls, one of their boyfriends, and his friend. They have not previously met either of these guys. After the movies they all go to a coffee shop. Nic sits down with his cookies and milk to join in the conversation. Richard sits at the table next to everyone with crayons and a coloring book.
Idiot 1: Yeah, now I use this protein powder. It's totally beefed me up. My bench has increased by 40 lbs.
Idiot 2: Man, I've been using that protein powder, too, but I take it with [pill]. It's awesome, check it out. [flexes muscle]
Idiot 1: Whoa man, that's nice. Yeah, I used to inject that ****. What are you benching nowadays?
Idiot 2: [Insert ridiculous lie]
Nic: I have to inject estrogen into my heart to stay mortal.
[Richard stops coloring and looks up, suddenly interested in the conversation.]
Idiot 2: Yeah, I can tell by your huge pussy. [points at Nic's crotch]
[Nic's eyes get really wide. Pure amazement and wonder show on his face.]
Nic: Whoa! [Pill] gives you X-ray vision too?
[Richard goes back to coloring.]
Idiot 1: Yeah, now I use this protein powder. It's totally beefed me up. My bench has increased by 40 lbs.
Idiot 2: Man, I've been using that protein powder, too, but I take it with [pill]. It's awesome, check it out. [flexes muscle]
Idiot 1: Whoa man, that's nice. Yeah, I used to inject that ****. What are you benching nowadays?
Idiot 2: [Insert ridiculous lie]
Nic: I have to inject estrogen into my heart to stay mortal.
[Richard stops coloring and looks up, suddenly interested in the conversation.]
Idiot 2: Yeah, I can tell by your huge pussy. [points at Nic's crotch]
[Nic's eyes get really wide. Pure amazement and wonder show on his face.]
Nic: Whoa! [Pill] gives you X-ray vision too?
[Richard goes back to coloring.]
Nic Was Here.
ReplyDelete...in drag.
ReplyDeleteIt really is a shame lower mammals don't understand sarcasm. It would be so much funnier if they realized they were the butt of evolution's favorite joke. Well, favorite next to the platypus anyway.
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