Richard: I assume you met no tornadoes.
Nic: Not formally, no. You make it back safe?
Richard: How else would I be talking to you?
Nic: Magic.
Well, did you see any tornadoes?
Richard: Heard some sirens and saw a black man. Though, I'm not sure the two were related.
Nic: In Plano?
Richard: Well, I wasn't quite in Plano yet, but it was still scary.
Nic: The weather or the black man?
Richard: I'll let you decide but I think we both know which one.
Nic: Racist.
Richard: What race is a tornado?
Nic: It depends.
Richard: I think it had a gun.
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I am outraged!!! This conversation seems eerily familiar. Then again, I'm so funny, I'm surprised you haven't plagiarized all of my conversations:)
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