Aug 11, 2009

DDF (Distance Distortion Factor)

Nic: Dude, you need to listen to this band. They opened for Tool last night and they were awesome!

Richard: Who were they?

Nic: Tweak Bird. There are 2 of them--a guitarist and a drummer. The drummer is really dramatic. And they always sing together in these weird voices that sound like folky Japanese girls. I thought they were Japanese at the show.

Richard: You got a crush on the drummer didn't you.

Nic: Of course I did! I mean a talented chick drummer with showmanship? It was like losing my virginity but better! Then I got home and found out they were both men and I felt confused, ashamed, and desperately lonely.

Then it was exactly like losing my virginity...

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