Nic and Richard are going on a camping company camping trip. The room assignments are sent out and Nic and Richard are to share a king-sized bed. Co-workers make fun of Nic and Richard. While Nic and Richard don't care, [HR Manager] decides to split them up so people will stop making fun of them.
Nic: I wish we could have kept the king bed and just took turns sleeping in a tent outside.
Richard: I don't think a king bed will fit in my tent
Nic: Sounds like a personal problem to me.
Richard: Well, this is my cry for help.
Nic: You should try faking suicide.
Richard: I don't do that anymore every time I do I end up with a hospital bill I don't remember.
Nic: Same reason I don't go on dates anymore.
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