Richard: A co-worker brought a bag of candy today. I'm currently chewing at least 6 sticks of Bazooka gum. I'm getting a little tired from it.
Nic: You're probably just losing the flavor. You should add a new one.
Richard: I'm on 7 now.
(a few minutes later)
Richard: I'm so tired. I'm going to have to take a break from chewing.
Nic: You are weak, and I will now attempt to destroy you with my mind!
(a few minutes later)
Richard: How's that destruction thing coming?
Nic: I'm getting tired. I may need to take a break.
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