Co-worker: Because I'm a saint!
Nic: Prove it.
Co-Worker: Ask anyone in the office, they'll tell you.
Nic: No they won't. Not because you're not a nice guy, but because saint is such a strong word. It's reserved for people like Mother Teresa.
Richard: And her son.
Nic: She doesn't have a son.
Richard: You sure about that? [points at Co-worker]
Nic: [wide-eyed] What did you do to Mother Teresa???
Co-worker: Excuse me???
Nic: Only God has the power to excuse you now!
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That's what she said.
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