Blown Away

Richard: At this party last night we played the blow dart game. Have you ever played it?

Nic: Is it a drinking game?

Richard: No...

Nic: Then probably not.

Richard: Well, what you do is you put your hands up to your mouth like your holding a blow dart gun and blow at people. They pretend to get shot in the neck and collapse instantly, then they lie wherever they are until someone pulls the "dart" out of their neck.

Nic: Wow! That's awesome! I'm very jealous that you have friends that will play games like that... And, slightly intimidated.

Richard: Oh man it was great! I got this one girl like 5 times in a row. Each time I got her it was harder and harder for her to "wake up" after people pulled out the dart. The last time she pretended she couldn't even stand up and some guys had to help her to the couch.

Nic: HAHAHA, that's awesome!!!

Richard: One of the times I got her, like 5 guys tried to get the dart out of her neck but every time they got close I'd blow them!

Nic: [immediately stops laughing and stares at Richard]...

Richard: [embarrassingly] I shouldn't have worded it like that...