Aug 10, 2009

Making Sense of Darwin

Nic: What's that saying about every time you sneeze, a fairy dies?

Richard: I think that's "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Nic: Oh... I think... I might have killed a lot of kittens.

Richard: Survival of the fittest, dude.
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10 comments:

  1. BJ Turner Zombie HunterAugust 10, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    You have to keep that kitten population down. Wouldn't want them getting any funny ideas.

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  2. AnonymousAugust 10, 2009 at 7:21 PM

    Wow... Sounds like you fellas need a good lay... :-/

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  3. MelodyAugust 10, 2009 at 10:23 PM

    My first thought was "what the heck does this have to do with Darwin?" but then I read it again and actually saw the last line....

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  4. MelodyAugust 10, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    ...And remembered the difference between Darwin and Freud...

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  5. Nic is AmazingAugust 11, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Is that an offer Annie?

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  6. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    Wouldn't you like to know!!! ;)

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  7. Nic is AmazingAugust 12, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Yes I would! Hence the question. :P

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  8. AnonymousAugust 12, 2009 at 10:12 PM

    It COULD be a yes, but how do you know I'm not some big gnarly dude or one of those strange girllike guys from that band you saw?

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  9. PsychoWillyX?!August 30, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    The [Box-Box] Philosophy?

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 7, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    Yes.... (shaking head in sarcasm) because he went to see the band he's in perform....

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