Nic: So, I just asked [girl] how many hot single girls she's bringing to the show and she responded, “I hate girls. I'm not going.” I’m so confused.
Richard: Can she at least give them directions?
Nic: But what she said is not a response to what I said.
Richard: Fine, just get their numbers and I’ll call them.
Nic: But… but… what you’re saying isn’t a response to what I’m saying…
Richard: Are you gay?
Nic: I think you made a mistake.
Richard: I’m not the one who is avoiding getting these girls to the show.
Nic: Sorry, I have naturally high avoidance... and testosterone. Combined with my logic and ninja skills I’m a dangerous little sugar muffin.
Richard: Correction: avoidance TO testosterone.
Nic: You’re playing with fire.
Richard: Because you’re a flaming homosexual, sugar muffin.
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Lol... So "sugar muffin" does this mean you have a gig coming up soon? You know I'd show some nic-pride! :) oh.... And what's with the month-long hiatus, fellas??? I needed some laughs a few of these past days and there were none to be found! :(
ReplyDelete...What Hiatus?
ReplyDeleteWe already had that gig, and I'm going to post a clip of it on youtube. We may have another one coming up this month. We'll keep you informed.
Haha! Yes!!! oh how I've waited...
ReplyDeleteI always thought of you more as a nihilist muffin. It's flavorless, just like life.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have a job now. Expect a visit in the near future.