Nic: I'm going to Canada!!!
Richard: Is that the one with the… what do they have?
Nic: Ellen Page?
Richard: Beats me.
Nic: How dare you accuse her of that.
Richard: Caresses me.
Nic: NOOO! Take it back!!!
Richard: Performs mathematical equations with ease.
Nic: Mmmmm... I love her.
Richard: Typical.
Nic: That I’m in love or that I only love her because she is unattainable?
Richard: Mostly the first.
Nic: How can I resist easily solving mathematical equations?
Richard: Oh, now you love equations, too?
Nic: You can’t love a concept, Richard. Unless that concept is a movie star.
Richard: Now you’re putting restrictions on my love?
Nic: Masturbation is not love...
Richard: True, but we're talking about the love OF masturbation.
Nic: That's called self-improvement.
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Careful, constant attempts at self improvement can leave an awful, hollow feeling of inadequacy. At least, that's what it does to me nowadays.
ReplyDeleteYou should try sex, it's the same feel but more intense.
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