Speechless

Nic: Did you notice that the doorbell has a sticker on top that says "This side down.”

Richard: Who told you to look at the top of the doorbell?!?!

Nic: Well, Nobody warned me not to!

Richard: Oh and I suppose no one has warned you not to put your head in a meat grinder either, have they?

Nic: As a matter of fact they haven’t. I’m just left on my own to discover these things!

Richard: It’s a good thing [Male Supervisor] keeps our meat grinder locked up.

Nic: Apparently I’m not the only one who hasn’t been told.

Richard: Maybe this is something you should discuss in your review.

Nic: Already had my review... with [Female Supervisor]...

Richard: I figured you’d tell me.

Nic: It was a waste of time.

Richard: So everything you imagined it to be?

Nic: And more. It was like 30 min to an hour long of me listening to her and when I would speak my mind she would either qualify it or justify it.

Richard: A SUCCESS!

Nic: But I didn’t know about the meat grinder otherwise it would have gone completely different.

Richard: .............. she IS the meat grinder.

Nic: *Projectile vomit.