Mar 25, 2009

Always Be Prepared

Nic: Question:

When I'm not around you, do you feel empty?

Like life is meaningless and that there's no point to going on?

Richard: Why?

Nic: I'm asking everyone.

Richard: Why?

Nic: I'm making a list in order of preference of whose bunker I should live in after the Zombie Apocalypse.

So far you're at the bottom.

5 comments:

  1. you can live in mine, my bunker will have cookies.

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  2. How large is your bunker? Does it have a place to park a truck?

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  3. you know i don't support fuel guzzling automobiles

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  4. I like that you stick to your environmental sensibilities even when faced with Armageddon. But, what is your stance on Tanks with built in flame-throwers?

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  5. Just so you know, my bunker will be built in the clouds, among abandoned skyscrapers, safe from the zombie hoards. The only drawback is that the rope bridges are a little precarious, but that quickly becomes a good thing when you need to dispose of a party member, particularly one who is eyeing your woman.

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