Mar 25, 2009

Befriending the Like-minded

The Scene: Richard and Nic are sitting in class separated by a girl sitting in between them. Richard tears a piece of paper and begins writing. Nic tries to hide his interest.

Richard: [Writes on the scrap paper] Dear girl... Hello, my name is Richard.

Girl: [Reads note and smiles while Nic tries to peek]

Richard: [Picks the paper back up and writes again] Would you like to be my friend?

Girl: [Reads note and writes response] Yes! My name is Tara.

Richard: [Emits obvious exhale of relief and writes response] I hate Nic.

Girl: [Giggles and writes response as Nic has more difficulty hiding his interest] Me too. Shhh!

Richard: [Reads note and writes response] Let's kill him.
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    Should I be concerned about identity theft?

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  2. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    that's not annie... fyi

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  3. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Apparently Annie is the one who should be concerned about identity theft.

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  4. RichtardMarch 25, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Depends whether you fear identity theft or death more.

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  5. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    What's fear???

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  6. RichtardMarch 25, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    An emotion experienced in anticipation of some specific pain or danger (usually accompanied by a desire to flee or fight).

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  7. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    ...what's emotion?

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  8. RichtardMarch 25, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    That doesn't concern you.

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  9. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Emotion is having to go to the bathroom really bad.

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  10. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    That doesn't concern me.

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  11. Katherine MitchellMarch 25, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    The imposter "katherine the freak" has ruined my reputation as well as posed as the beloved annie anonymous. This has left me with no choice but to unmask myself.

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  12. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    *Gasp!!!*




    wait...what?

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  13. RichtardMarch 25, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    Nic, is she threatening us?

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  14. Katherine MitchellMarch 25, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    wouldn't being anonymous seem more threatening?

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  15. We Like HugsMarch 25, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    We Like Hugs would like to make it clear that while we take terroistic threats seriously, we do not negotiate with terrorists.

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  16. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    This is the worst Sci-Fi mystery crime-thriller dramedy western I've ever seen!!!

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  17. Katherine MitchellMarch 25, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.... i mean, there is no threat:)

    And Nic, I happened to have been offered full rides to college for theater so don't underestimate my ability.

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  18. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    You frighten me...I think I love you.

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  19. Katherine MitchellMarch 25, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    I tend to have that effect on men.

    Wait... there's a whole blog post about you not wanting to be my friend.

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  20. Nic is AmazingMarch 25, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    That's weird. As I recall there is a whole blog post about me agreeing to be your friend before the heartbreaking yet inevitable twist when we discover it wasn't me you wanted to be friends with. *gasp*

    I also remember a comment that says "[Nic] (waves excitedly with a big grin) [and says] we should be friends."

    Try to accuse me of something else, I dare you, Annie...er...
    kathy...
    kat
    k
    kitten...
    ...(?)

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  21. Katherine MitchellMarch 25, 2009 at 5:27 PM

    Phew!! well I'm glad we cleared that up.
    Can we have a secret handshake?

    ps. i prefer kat with kitten as a close second

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  22. Nic is AmazingMarch 26, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    We already do! But, I can't TELL you what it is, it's a secret.

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