Richard: [Girl] is asking for your screen name. I haven't told her I'm telling you, so this is your chance to opt out.
Nic: umm...
I guess that's one more person to talk to throughout the day
Richard: Is that a go?
Nic: It's a hesitant go.
Richard: I'll give you a minute to think it over.
Nic: Well, what do you think, Richard? You know us both. Am I going to enjoy talking to her or will she be annoying?
Richard: I think she's pretty laid back to chat with. She doesn't require you to chat.
Nic: Okay. Do it.
Richard: Plus, she likes to laugh which is nice.
Nic: Mostly cause I'm not interested in turning down prospective friends.
I'm leaving work in 15 minutes, so I'll accept her invite just before I leave so as to postpone the awkwardness of her suddenly being on my chat.
...Not because I hate women and want them to die.
[Several minutes later]
Richard: So funny story...
She was asking for [Friend]'s email.
Nic: Thank God!
Richard: And Jesus.
Nic: Definitely don't give Him my e-mail.
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I think your day would have been enriched by said female... totally unbiased opinion
ReplyDeleteNic has read this comment and has three seperate responses. Because this is our websie and we can do what ever we want, Nic has decided to post all three in a particular order for comedic effect.
ReplyDelete1) How does it feel to be WRONG!
ReplyDelete2) Let me tell you a story:
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time there was a girl named Annie.
She posted a comment on We Like Hugs.
Then Nic never spoke to women again.
The End!
3) Hi!
ReplyDeleteAnnie, you may now choose one from the above responses. Please note that your choice WILL affect future comments.
ReplyDeleteMay God have mercy on your soul.
If Nic can get three responses... so can I
ReplyDelete1) Fact: I am never wrong because I am a woman
2) If you chose to begin living an alternative lifestyle, don't blame it on me... blame it on your boyfriend
3) wassssssssup?
1.a) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (times infinity)
ReplyDelete1.b) But how can you ever be right when being a woman IS wrong.
1.c) How does it feel to be WRONG!
(number 2 is being ignored because of the possibility it was posted by a woman)
3) [waves excitedly, with a ridiculously large grin] We should be friends!
If you are going to view everything I say as null and void because I am female, I am going to need reasons to persuade me to overlook this.
ReplyDeleteThe above comment has been marked null and void for painfully obvious reasons.
ReplyDeleteThis is a man. Annie is awesome and should be exempt from the female rule.
ReplyDeleteDear Man Annie,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your input. You are a valued member of the We Like Hugs family. As per your recommendation we have noted Annie as "awesome," and are discussing the possibility of exemption. We also ask that you please do not leave the country as we are investigating you for treason.
xoxo