The Scene: Richard and Nic went to the movies with two girls, one of their boyfriends, and his friend. We had not previously met either of these guys. We walk out of the movie theater and immediately the two college guys with us start yelling at some high school kids driving by in their truck. They do this because, "one of them gave me a look." The truck stops and the high school kids get out. A yelling fight ensues about who will beat up whom.
While this is happening Richard, Nic, and the girls decide they should go to a coffee shop. Richard and Nic don't know the way so they must follow the girls. They walk to Richard's car and drive to the front of the theater. The yelling match continues with no clear end in sight. Richard and Nic wait bored out of their minds. Nic makes a big show of eating his popcorn.
Idiot: You really want to start **** with us? We got two more college kids in this car. We will kick your *****!!!
[Richard rolls down the car window, waves at the high school kids and yells in a sweet almost melodic voice.]
Richard: We won't hurt you!
While this is happening Richard, Nic, and the girls decide they should go to a coffee shop. Richard and Nic don't know the way so they must follow the girls. They walk to Richard's car and drive to the front of the theater. The yelling match continues with no clear end in sight. Richard and Nic wait bored out of their minds. Nic makes a big show of eating his popcorn.
Idiot: You really want to start **** with us? We got two more college kids in this car. We will kick your *****!!!
[Richard rolls down the car window, waves at the high school kids and yells in a sweet almost melodic voice.]
Richard: We won't hurt you!
And Richard gets crossed off my list of "potential bodyguards"
ReplyDeleteI hurt them with my love.
ReplyDeleteawww you're like a giant care bear... what emblem would be on your belly?
ReplyDeleteA button.
ReplyDeleteI throw rocks at (college guy's) car when he yells at me. And roadkill when I can find it.
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