Richard: So bad news... I accidentally grabbed a clown suit this morning instead of the suit I'm supposed to wear. I'm so embarrassed... well, someone will be.
Nic: Are you sure people will notice a difference?
Richard: Did I mention this clown suit actually looks like a giant middle finger?
Nic: How is that different than the suit you planned on wearing? Wait... is it a giant middle finger or a giant penis?
Richard: Regardless of the similarities, Nic, I'm fairly certain I can distinguish between giant middle fingers and giant penises. For one, giant penises are always black.
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