Apr 21, 2009

What Love Means to a Woman

The Scene: Working at a video rental store.

Richard: Uh oh... there's a girl coming over here... what do I do?

Nic: Wow, she's really cute too. You go help her check out and I'll check in these movies.

[Richard proceeds to help her check out. Towards the end of the transaction she looks over at Nic.]

Customer: I really like your hair.

Nic: Thanks, I grow it myself.

Customer: I bet you get a lot of girls because of your hair.

Nic: Umm.... no... not at all.

Customer: Oh, really. I'm only with my boyfriend because of his hair.

Nic: Poor bastard...

[She leaves without saying another word]

Richard: Well that went well...

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