The Scene: Working at a video rental store.
Richard: Uh oh... there's a girl coming over here... what do I do?
Nic: Wow, she's really cute too. You go help her check out and I'll check in these movies.
[Richard proceeds to help her check out. Towards the end of the transaction she looks over at Nic.]
Customer: I really like your hair.
Nic: Thanks, I grow it myself.
Customer: I bet you get a lot of girls because of your hair.
Nic: Umm.... no... not at all.
Customer: Oh, really. I'm only with my boyfriend because of his hair.
Nic: Poor bastard...
[She leaves without saying another word]
Richard: Well that went well...
Apr 21, 2009
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