The Scene: At church, Nic and Richard are in a small group sitting in a circle. Nic is sitting in between a girl he doesn't know and Richard.
Preacher: Everyone hold hands with the people in your group.
[Richard turns to the girl beside him and reaches for both of her hands, while Nic reaches out his right hand to the middle of the circle. The girl stares blankly at Richard and he quickly turns back. Everyone stares blankly at Nic and he pulls his hand back.]
Girl: [Giggles and whispers to Nic] Aaannd break, go team!
[Nic chuckles then proceeds to hold her hand and Richard's hand as per heterosexual instructions.]
Preacher: [Politely makes demands of God] ...in Jesus name, Amen.
[Nic leans over to the girl next to him and speaks loud enough for the group to hear.]
Nic: Sorry my hand was so sweaty.
Girl: Oh no, it--
Nic: If it makes you feel better, it's from my armpit.
Richard: What?
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