Apr 23, 2009

Compelling 101

Preacher: There are 5 ways to compel people!

[Nic turns to Richard as Richard turns to Nic]

Nic: Hypno-

Richard: Rohypnol

Nic: Dang it... that totally beats hypnosis.

Friend: Did Richard say blow jobs?

Richard:
Well, we know what three of them are.

2 comments:

  1. Oh roofies...
    How would Carrot Top get laid without you?

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  2. I'm pretty sure number four is fresh baked cookies...
    ...
    Laced with heroine.

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