Preacher: Dear Lord, heavenly Father. We ask you today to remind us of your presence in our lives. That you are striving to reach to us constantly. Help remember that it was you, God, who sent the first Twitter.
Guy in the back: Mmmmm
Preacher: That you, Lord, were the first blogger. The original facebooker who sent His Son to make the first super poke in history.
Guy in the back: Mmmm yeah.
Preacher: As we go through life we must remember that this isn't MySpace, it's God's space.
Guy in the back: Yes! mmmhhmmm
Preacher: Help to remind us, Lord, that when we are out cruisin' the internet, to take a break and read one of God's posts on the message board of The Bible.
Guy in the back: Oh, YES!
Preacher: It's in your most holy name that we pray, Amen.
Richard: Well, that was culturally relevant.
Nic: The guy in the back getting a blow job?
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Blowjobs in church. Awesome.
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