Inexorable Inquiry #1:
If your sphincter could talk (you know which one), what would it say?
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Example:
Non-fan: Do you like Websites?
Nic: Your mother was adopted!
Richard: Which means your parents aren't even real!
Nic: Idiot!
Inexorable Inquiry #1:
If your sphincter could talk (you know which one), what would it say?
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ReplyDeleteMine would scream...constantly!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should change your diet Nic?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you shouls stop smothering me Annie!!!
ReplyDeleteBelieve me if I were smothering you, you would already be dead Nic.
ReplyDeleteMine would sing beautiful, sweet lullabies with melodic guitar solos by Slash.
ReplyDeleteSquirel
ReplyDeleteThe jokes on you Annie, I'm already dead on the inside!
ReplyDeleteYou always knew how to hurt me Annie...
ReplyDeleteIsn't "emo-fag", I dunno... kinda redundant?
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