May 12, 2009

It Comes with Age

The Scene: Nic, Richard, and a friend are walking in Wal-mart. Nic is wearing brown pants and a white t-shirt. Richard is wearing jeans with holes in them and an old T-shirt. Friend is wearing jeans a black shirt and a checkered tie. When an old lady in a wheel chair stops in front of them.

Old Lady: Excuse me is the Night manager around?

[Nic, Richard, and Friend look at each other confused]

Old Lady: Do you guys work here?

Nic: No. We're REGULAR depressed people.

4 comments:

  1. Hey! I was Friend! And Richard was invisible!

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  2. As opposed to SUPER depressed people? Do they have POWERS? Such as making people CRY by telling them their LIFE STORIES?

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