Richard: So you're a werewolf, eh?
Nic: Apparently... that's what I've been told at least.
Richard: I'll have you warned I'm a werewolf hunter and part-time vampire, usually for kids parties and stuff…
Nic: Dang… that’s my main feeding ground…
Richard: We could create a mass scheme where you eat half the kids and I pretend to kill you for a reward and we split half the reward money….
Nic: Where do I sign?
Richard: I'll get the contract ready. I think this is the start of a brilliant company…
Nic: I’ll sign it in blood, other peoples’ of course. What self-respecting werewolf would sign with his own blood? ha ha ha... *sigh*
We should get together and work on the act.
Richard: Sounds good. We just have to fit this into our already busy ghost busting schedule…
Nic: Man, where DOES the time go!
Richard: Who knows… who knows...
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