The Scene: Richard has been cooking deer steak and didn't shower before attending a presentation. He walks in late and grabs a seat beside Nic.
Nic: Did you just come from Long John Silver's?
Richard: No, I just finished cooking deer steaks.
Nic: I could tell.
Richard: Then why did you ask if I just came from Long John Silver's?
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He was hoping you had brought him some lobster.
ReplyDeletePlease. Long John Silver's smells like a six dollar whore at least.
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