Richard and Nic are funny, really funny, and we can prove it. Simply make your check payable to We Like Hugs, Inc., and we will send you said proof. You can also read our blog and if you aren't 100% convinced we are ultra funny please send us an email so we can personally make fun of you and add you to every mailing list we can find.
Example:
Non-fan: Do you like Websites? Nic: Your mother was adopted! Richard: Which means your parents aren't even real! Nic: Idiot!
May 7, 2009
Inexorable Inquiry #9
If Richard were an alarm clock would you punch him in the face or the crotch?
Where would the alarm clock punch me...assuming I punched it in a place that would cause the alarm clock to retaliate...and how hard would it retaliate?
Please give the measurement in fury levels as well as strength levels. Any graphs you could provide would be helpful.
I concur with nic. I believe there are too many variables for me to form a conclusion but if I could punch Richard and suffer no repercussions, I would choose the face.
depends if the alarm clock would punch back or not
ReplyDeleteDepends on where you punch the alarm clock.
ReplyDeletewell where I punch the alarm clock depends on if retaliation will occur or not
ReplyDeleteRetaliation may occur depending on where you punch the alarm clock... or not.
ReplyDeleteWhere would the alarm clock punch me...assuming I punched it in a place that would cause the alarm clock to retaliate...and how hard would it retaliate?
ReplyDeletePlease give the measurement in fury levels as well as strength levels. Any graphs you could provide would be helpful.
I concur with nic. I believe there are too many variables for me to form a conclusion but if I could punch Richard and suffer no repercussions, I would choose the face.
ReplyDeleteso, i dont know richard, but i would punch him in the nads, cause its funny to punch boys in the nads. sorry richard
ReplyDeletei agree with ashley. and can we punch richard more than once?
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