May 1, 2009

Poor, Poor Little Billy

Nic: By the way, on the trip with Annie I had my MP3 player on random and every now and then a really good song would play and I would turn up the music to listen to it. At one point Doombringer comes on so I crank it. Afterward she says “I liked that. Who was it?”

Richard: Who was it?

Nic: "Poop Shoot and the Scoopers"

Richard: Oh yeah? They played at my parents wedding.

Nic: They played at my Bar-Mitzvahs.

Richard: Which one?

Nic: The one that failed?

Richard: Ouch. How can you still listen to them?

Nic: It's wasn't their fault. Science is to blame...

...and, my Aunt Mildred...

Poor little Billy, he was never the same after that.

Richard: Wait... did they... *gasp* ...Billy?!

Nic: I'm surprised you don't remember. You were there the day they took him away. You remember how despondent he was.

Richard: I blacked that day out.

Nic: It was a dark day for all of us.

3 comments:

  1. hahaha you said poop...

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  2. I thought it had less to do with the song choice and more to do with my jabbering

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  3. I had them play Doombringer at my funeral. It was quite a moving service. You should have been there.

    WHY WEREN'T YOU THERE NIC?! WHY?!?!

    Was it something I did?

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